I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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