I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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