My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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