How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
