i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
