this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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