I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We don't watch enough power rangers
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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