i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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