I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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