Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
