I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We have so much sex to catch up on
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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