I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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