i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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