I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
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