question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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