i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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