Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
