This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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