I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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