Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
