Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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