id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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