I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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