you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
NoShamevember. You game?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Randomize
