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(519): View more from Ontario

i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.

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(631): View more from New York

Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him

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(586): View more from Michigan

Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers

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(585): View more from New York

Why was I handcuffed to the roof?

(518): View more from New York

It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3

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(316): View more from Kansas

You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.

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(317): View more from Indiana

do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?

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(865): View more from Tennessee

She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.

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(319): View more from Iowa

QUICK FAX ME THE BALL

(1-319): View more from Iowa

Not how faxing works at all btw

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