Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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