3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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