You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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