i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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