Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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