hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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