WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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