He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
love makes seman taste better
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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