I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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