We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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