Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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