You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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