The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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