just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Randomize