Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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