Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
