super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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