My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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