Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
