The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
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