Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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