Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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