think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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