that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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