You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
