I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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