i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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