he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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