Porn is love you can see.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Say something about gay babies.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
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